CAN'T YOU READ

I PROMISED I’D WRITE

In September or some such thing, I made a list of stuffs I’d write about by the end of the year. It’s December 31. STAND BACK HERE GOES:

1. We get tongue-tied when we’re nervous because of thwarted responses. Your brain is an asshole.

2. Suffering enables complementary extremes. Your brain is an asshole.

3. Priorities and ratings are dynamic; they’re distractions that make you feel like you’re getting something done. Don’t be fooled, though—your brain is an asshole.

4. Ganging up on Michele Bachmann (et al.) in the age of vanity searches only makes her stronger. Being mean to her doesn’t make you nice.

5. Freebie: your brain is a wondrous asshole.

Allow me to direct questions and objections to my ask hole.